#1. Barn-egg-girl ![]() (card left in draft state to protect against copying without permission.) caption reads: You know you're on a boondock farm when a hen lays an egg on the edge of a hot tinroof, and someone is willing to stand directly under it. | #2. Thinkin'-'bout-u ![]() I 've been thinkin' about u... |
#3. grass-is-greener ![]() Caption reads: You know you're from the boondocks when, the grass is greener applies to what's growin' in the back of your truck. | #4. daiquiris away
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#5. bull-n-girlfriend ![]() Blank inside
| #6. Hot Rod's Day Spa ![]() Hot Rod's Chickita Day Spa, for hen's with discriminating tastes. |
# 7.cat-butt-hairs
![]() You know from the boondocks when a setting on the toaster says, "Includes lightly singed cat butt hairs." And you don't havea problem with that. | #8. Lucky Jack ![]() Here hangs Lucky Jack, he tried to steal presents, now look where he's at. Merry Christmas and Happy Yule. |