Welcome to our card shop, it's a place to play.
 
These Cards got started because of the lack of decent sized blank cards. They are printed out 5 1/2" x 8 1/2, which is 1/2 of a sheet of letter sized, heavy card stock. THESE CARDS ARE MADE TOUGH!!!!!! With a good quality envelope to go with them.

Kari is always snapping pix of folks and animal antics, and friends kept saying they'd make funny cards. So.......HERE THEY ARE, as the funny part of Observance Cards, they are Konniption Kapers. As you look through our goofy cards, imagine being out in th middle of nowhere, hearing dualing banjos playing in the distance, owls hooting, roosters crowing and bulls bellowing..........

You might also like to know that the printer that prints these has a name.....Dumbwaiter..... and yes, there is a story behind it.

Those that are captioned on the front, part of the text is shown below the picture of the card.
Choose the cards you like, we will print 'em and send 'em to you or to someone deployed. The profits from the sales help pay for care package postage.

Card prices are $14.00  for 10 cards including postage. Extra donations are welcomed. Let us know if  the cards will come to you ( include your address) or go to a deployed service member.
 

#1. Barn-egg-girlbarn-girl-egg
(card left in draft state to protect against copying without permission.)
caption reads: You know you're on a boondock farm when a hen lays an egg on the edge of a hot tinroof, and someone is willing to stand  directly under it.
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#2. Thinkin'-'bout-u
THink'-'bout-u
 I 've been thinkin' about u...
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#3. grass-is-greener
grass-is-greener
Caption reads: You know you're from the boondocks when, the grass is greener applies to what's growin' in the back of your truck.
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#4. daiquiris away
diaquiries -away
Blank on the inside.
 
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#5. bull-n-girlfriend
bull-n-girlfriend
Blank inside
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#6.
Hot Rod's Day Spa
hot-rod's-day-spa
 Hot Rod's Chickita Day Spa, for hen's with discriminating tastes.

 
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# 7.cat-butt-hairs
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 You know from the boondocks when a setting on the toaster says, "Includes lightly singed cat butt hairs." And you don't havea problem with that.
 
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#8. Lucky Jack
happy-jack
Here hangs Lucky Jack, he tried to steal presents, now look where he's at. Merry Christmas and Happy Yule.
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